Dear Fashion Police,
I do not like wearing a belt. It’s a lot of work to put o. It gets in the way throughout the day. I need to have enough belts to match my shoes (and how exactly does one match sneakers?).
My most compelling argument against belts however, is that they serve to hold up one’s pants. This implies that I did not buy pants that fit in the first place. I’d like to think I can buy pants that fit well enough on their own.