Some people call you the “intertubes” because you are not in fact a truck that you can just throw things on, but rather you are a series of tubes. Following in that logic, I’m renaming the recreational parts of you to “The Lazy River”.
“What are you up to Will?”
“Oh, nothing. Just floating down the lazy river – reading Twitter, seeing what’s new on Facebook, and looking up a book on Amazon, the usual.”
A Guy With His Intertube Ready