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May 12, 2009 / TildeWill

Dear San Francisco

I’m not gay. Sorry SF, I know there’s a lot of dudes who are into dudes, but that’s not me. I have no qualms with the gay community, but I have been banking on the fact that the assumption in the past has always been that I’m straight. This is a whole new ball game convincing a woman that I’m straight in addition to letting her know I’m interested without comming off as a skeeze.

Some people have tried to convince me it is a compliment. “Gay guys keep themselves up better” is the assumption that comes from. But really it’s more like someone confusing me with a guy named Steve. I’m not Steve. I’m Will, it’s totally different. Nothing against Steve.

I feel like this little fella who says “Fuck you! I’m an anteater!”

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